Ladies and Gentlemen, after a 4 game hiatus, THE NUT OR BUST IS BACK, and back with a bang like a good ol' cumshot on Hitomi Tanaka's J-Cups. With that being said, we have a lot to cover over 4 games, spanning 2 weeks with the 8 teams that are now drenched in cum and sweat and an ambition to be #1. Only 1 will win it all, but let's take a look at who came all over and who got busted on like Piper Perri with all those black guys in that one video. 

Nut: EVERYONE

The NPL is thriving like a night-long session with all the team captains of the league. Everyone has had a game night full of loaded up semen and unleashed it upon their opponents like a late-night stay at a Thai whore house, where the only source of legal pleasure involved a rubber ducky and some shackles. Whether it being close games that led to a 6th round like my time with Rose Monroe (Dumptrucks thx) or just straight sweeps, the NPL has all-stars from around the world that laid the smack-down. 

Bust: EVERYONE except Douche Canoe

In a wild turn of events, everyone was busted on as well except for Patty Cakes Douche Canoes. The NPL teams have had a rollercoaster ride that has gone downhill that created a tense environment between the office and the teams. Decension within the ranks! Has the NPL hit the roadblock that will tear down the foundation that was built by the CEOs? Will the mystery of Carla Mai's death ever be solved? Comish, is your number generator fair? All these questions may never be answered, but what will be answered will be the reveal of the playoff brackets.

Decension? Revolution? NPL Capitol Takeover? Ladies and Gentlemen, the NPL's regular season is over and what a ride it was. Nuts and Busts were everywhere this season like the finale of Nailin Palin and everyone gave it their all. This will be the final edition of Nut or Bust for the foreseeable future. I'm Bob and from all of us at NPLN we wish you a goodnight and Hitomi show us your tits. 
                     -Bob the Commentator