Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, Week 3 and Week 4 has wrapped up and with this double edition of Nut or Bust, we look at the dizzying highs and terrifying lows all over the NPL in this Christmas escapade of Nut or Bust. 
 

Nut: NPC

In a wild turn of events, with the exception of the incomparable Cremè Pies, the NPC has become destined for cum-stained greatness. A valuable commodity in the NPL, the NPC has nutted all over the formidable APC, who has been destined to take it all with the Bukkake Bowl and the Carla Mai Lifetime Achievement Award ( RIP Carla Mai *kisses finger and points in the air*). The Holiday Ho Bowl saw the resurrection of the Retro Necros and Richmond Railers, racking up their first W with the Shot heard round the world taking out the undefeated Coochie Killers. 
 

Bust: APC

No more winning via satellite for the Coochie Killers, as their first L was in person. Indeed the strategy has been found in taking down the APC, with the recent move of games to the League Office due to COVID-19. The Holiday Ho Bowl has been a wide cum-filled rollercoaster for the the entire NPL, but the APC has received the biggest Bust. Will the reign on the NPL be short- lived or was this a Magnum obstacle in their quest for the holy grail, the Bukkake Bowl trophy. 
 

Indeed a Christmas miracle has happened, but if there is one thing that is for sure about the NPL, is that nothing is for sure. Will the NPC take the glory and ride off into the sunset as the victors or will the APC rape the hell out of the league? Questions that will be answered soon and from all of us here at NPLN, we wish everyone a Merry Christmas and an even better New Years. My name is Bob and so long folks. 
                        -Bob the commentator