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Dec 20 2020

Nut or Bust Episode 2

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Ladies and Gentlemen, on another edition of Nut or Bust, we'll analyze the uppers and downers of Friday's Game. With surprises and disappointments across the board, let's take a look at who nutted and who busted!

LA Coochie Killers and Riverton Rug-Munchers - NUT

On a 2-0 winning streak of laying the smack down on all their competitors so far, these 2 JUGGernauts have shown that they are a force to be reckoned with. But with that being said, Monday will be a proving ground for these 2 young teams, as they go head to head in a fierce battle. Who will survive and remain undefeated and who will shrivel up and bust?

Nebraska Necrophiliacs and Richmond Railers - BUST

In a twisted turn of events, the blue blood of the NPL and the up-and-coming superstar team have made their way on to the BUST category. Both are currently at a 0-2 streak, but it can only continue for 1 team as they are set to face off on Monday. Only 1 team can climb out of the hole of defeat and 1 team will gape the hole even more as they fall from grace and fall ever deeper into the glory hole of defeat.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this edition of nut or bust has been brought to you by Girl Scout Cookies, remember to pay homage to your local League Office with the only cookie that doesn't crumble. 

This has been a wild week for the NPL and there has been no shortage of action. Let's see if next week will deliver the same pulse-POUNDING, action-DRIVING, rollercoaster RIDE that we experienced this week. Ladies and Gentlemen, from all of us here at NPLN, I'm Bob and this has been your weekly edition of Nut or Bust. Thank you and have a good night. 
                      -Bob the Commentator

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