Ladies and Gentlemen, the inaugural NPL gameday has come to a close and what a bust it was for the entire NPC! A daring and new breed in the APC asserted their dominance and bent the NPC over and absolutely shalacked the rear-end of the NPC. On this episode of Nut or Bust, we look at the top plays of the games, or in this case, the entire conference and see who delivered the biggest nut or received the biggest bust. 
 

NPC : BUST

In a wild turn of events, one entire conference of the NPL has received the biggest bust! With sure-fire Hall of Famers like Canela Skin, Rose Monroe, Christy Mack and Lana Rhoades, it seems that their mighty T&A were not enough to stop the juggernaut cock of the APC, with the Nebraska Necros and Claire Creme Pies receiving the worst beat-downs alongside the Richmond Railers and the LA Dumptrucks whose women (1 with a cock) was not enough to stop the rape of the NPC. Remember the Alamo, but for the NPL, remember the NPC. 
 

APC: NUT

No words can describe the performance of the APC other than spectacular. The true underdogs of the NPL has delivered the Nut heard round the world with their assertive sweep over the NPC. Expectations were high and their nut proved to be higher as they took the league by storm, raining down cream all over the NPC. The theories of using performance enhancers and possible bribery of the commissioner has been called into question, but for now the APC stands over the rotting carcass of the once-great NPC, with more nut on stand-by. Can the APC keep this momentum going or will they choke on the NPC's nut reserves? Tune in next week. 

With that analysis, this concludes this edition of Nut or Bust. My name is Bob and from all of us here at NPLN, goodnight everyone.

                 -Bob the Commentator