SEASON DEBUT
 

The NPL season debut is finally among us!!! Many know all about the challenges and setbacks that occurred over the past few months nearly putting the league on life support , but like any great organization the NPL adapted and showed true grit as it's set to have the most thrilling season in all of adult sports entertainment history!!!

 

CONFERENCE RIVALRY

 

 The season debut begins with an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object as the NPC and APC face off to determine who is truly the best conference in the NPL. Owners have been slandering one another and tensions are starting to boil over as kickoff quickly approaches. That being said, sportsmanship has gone out the window( Just like Carla Mai *rip*) and bragging rights are up for grabs. NPC or APC one thing remains clear, and that's winning in week 1 will give these teams the early momentum they will need if they want a title shot . Each game  will feature a 5 vs 5  style match that pits the finest athletes in adult entertainment head to head , its truly going to be interesting to see who draws first blood and put a W in the win column. Owners will look to their team Captains to strike hard and fast like a coked up honey badger to finish off opponents quickly, but only 4 teams will have those honors tomorrow night. All this talk of woman on woman competition reminds me of the summer I spent in Thailand watching women wrestle naked in human feces while  shooting ping pong balls out of their bearded clams, but thats a story for a different time....... In closing the NPL is in the right course and has set itself on a trajectory that always seems to be rising higher and higher each week and this week is extra special, it's GAMEDAY!!!! 
 

              - Jim the Commentator