APC

 

LA Coochie Killers- Although Big Mabs came into tonight's draft inexperienced he showed the composure of veteran on a war path. He sent a clear message to the league when he drafted the powerhouse Autumn Falls, this move has made him and early favorite to win the APC. Will he be able to keep the momentum or will the league chew him up and spit him out. 
 

Riverton Rug Munchers- Mongolord did not skip a beat as he quickly assembled an absolute juggernaut in APC that will give any team a run for its money, Led by the stunning bubble butt veteran Mia Malkova the sky is the limit for this team. The Mongo's energy and determination is going to prove to be quite the challenge for his opponents around the league. 
 

Patty Cake Douche Canoes- No draft night analysis 

 

Phoenix Pussy Pounders- No draft night analysis 

 

NPC

Clare Creme Pies- With the Grandmaster finally in the NPL many had questions of how he would perform,, the answer is one word CONTENDER!! The Creme Pies are led by the controversial team captain Cristy Mack who will need to return to her former glory if they want a shot at the NPC title but with that being said the grandmaster has assembled a team of fresh faces who's youth could prove the difference down the road 

 

Richmond Railers- as we seen at Draft Night 1.0 and also tonight the owner of the Railers Baba Boi was silent and poised like a rattle snake ready to strike. Every pick was calculated so it would inflict mass damage on his opponents. Baba Boi has proved he's a master drafter and with girls Like Lana Rhoades. Honey Gold, Alexis Texas and Sasha Grey who will be able to stop him. 
 

LA Purdue Dump Trucks- One of the oldest and most prestigious teams of the NPL the Barons Dump Trunks have been at the top of the list in talent as long as anyone can remember but will this continue? They are being led by little Miss dumpy herself Rose Monroe part of the Monroe dynasty, this could prove to be a headache for those who faces this illustrious franchise in the weeks to come. As of now the Dump trunks remain a symbol of consistency.

 

Nebraska Necrophiliacs- A team of the heartland and a blue blood franchise in the NPL, the Reaper has chosen Canela Skins to continue to lead the Necro's into the 2020 season. She has proved time and time again she can handle the pressure, but she doesn't need to do it alone. The Reaper has brought back Jessa Rhoades, Asa Akira and Rebecca Linares from the former Omaha Redmans to make a run for the title. The word that comes to mind when discussing this team is EXPERIENCE.  
 

 

                           -Jim the Commentator