1. Commissioner Benjamin Jutras may be a low key freak with some of his draft night antics, owners were left speechless as the man with the bow tie raddled of rando's at the cyclic rate. He broke the gender barrier and has allowed men to be eligible on NPL rosters, many were against the change but still marched onward as the leagues new image is one of diversity. 
 

2. The Necrophiliacs and Dump Trucks continue to battle in what has become one of the league's most heated rivalries, sparked by the Dump Trucks drafting Lisa Ann in a 4th round steal but the Reaper was ready and selected Gianna "slap a man" Michaels in the 5th that absolutely sent the Baron into rage mode. We are only seeing the beginning of this conference rivalry, who will come out on top! 
 

3. Auto draft shit show, with the Pussy pounders and Douche Canoes being absent on draft night, they were left absolutely vulnerable and it showed as the were left with a roster of recovering crack heads and Unproven rookies. But with that being said, we all know its about luck and the road to the championship is still possible. 
 

4. From the grave, one of the more shocking yet ironic twists of draft night was the Necrophiliacs "Randomly" receiving two dead girls. The owner who would like to be referred to as the Reaper was quoted saying "we like them cold but not rotten". What this means is unclear but what is clear is the amount of suspicions  raised, was this a direct message from the commissioner or was it something more........

5. Overall success, with all the drama and jaw dropping moments that were seen tonight we know one thing, the league is back!!!! Owners have formed their teams and established the foundation of their organization, they will enter the first annual season with some new and old faces and with Week 1 quickly approaching I have one question, are they ready???

                                         - Jim the commentator